There's no love like Jurassic love

This is just like my tumblr, except with more words.

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Hotline Miami sketch thingies

For some reason these are hitting critical mass on my tumblr. I think I accidentally hit two important interwebs demographics: people who like pig masks, and people who like violence. So basically serial killers love me now.

I have a bajillion more like this, from november last year when I played through Hotline Miami. You should probably play this song while you look at these (behold, the glorious 80s synth!).
Also you should probably buy Hotline Miami. It is the best (it's also sickeningly violent, but in a... good way? I don't know. It's interesting).

All of this happened because I remembered I own a red marker. Red markers rock.

Friday, March 15, 2013

Sketch round-up 21 (and assorted Trogdor)

Ho there! Behold random sketches!
It has just dawned on me that greeting people with "ho there!" would probably cause a lot of confusion in this day and age. I guess I'll stick to shouting "Oi!" and ninja nods. Until we screw those up too.

Here is my burly arm reference for Trogdor. As you'll see in the next picture, I decided to increase the veiny grossness by 26.3%
Also, cartoon swearing. It makes me sad that no one cartoon swears these days.

See? Exactly 26.3% more veins.

Look at that dragin. Such a happy dragin.

I drew these on the back of some tax papers. Yeah. I think I need a separate office completely devoid of any sort of pen to handle paperwork, otherwise this happens. Maybe I can deduct the drawings? That's how taxes work right?

Some sketches of Captain Narwhal. He is the best.

I was trying to make some sweet fan art of Captain Narwhal, but for some reason all the ink I have is grey now. Also the drawing sucks, but I'm going to blame the ink for that too (seriously, it's like he's about to hook off his own testicles). In fact I'm going to start blaming ink for everything.

Expect more Captain Narwhal in the future, because goddamn, his name is Captain freaking Narwhal and he's got a raygun and a sweet beard (which is the ultimate combo). The hook is just bonus.

Monday, March 4, 2013

Random things from the past week

Here's a face!

Here's another face!
It happens to be a tiger's, but surely you cannot deny that tiger faces still qualify. There's also a bunch of clouds, which may or may not look like faces depending on your level of intoxication.

And a couple more weird sketches.
Space Knight and a monster who probably spends most of its time bumping into walls.

Doot dee doot.