There's no love like Jurassic love

This is just like my tumblr, except with more words.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Thursday, January 28, 2010


This is not a very good Thorsday.
Next Thorsday will be epic. EPIC.
Until then, wave your hands around in grand gestures and sing the epic song while you go about your every day life. Yes, the epic song. You know the one. That one.
If you don't know the epic song, I can probably lend you my silver spoon so you may rid the world of the incredible fail that is you.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010


Swamp peoples.

I am now a Serious Blogger. I have Blogged from beyond my home. Next I'm going to get an ipod and drink fancy lattes while wearing my designer sunglasses. Indoors. At night.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010


Walking on stilts is one of the lesser known dwarven skills.

Monday, January 25, 2010


Man, elves are douchebags.

One down, 364 to go.

This is how it's going to work: there's going to be at least one thing posted per day. Of those things, there will be at least one sketch a day. There may be other things. Those things could be anything, but they will generally be things I made (bodily functions do not count, nor do illegitimate children. I am on the fence about legitimate ones).
Failure to post at least a sketch a day will result in horrible shame for my clan, followed by ritual disembowelling with a spoon. I have a specially prepared engraved silver spoon. It is exquisite. Who exactly gets ritually disembowelled will be determined at a later date.
A day is defined by the time I wake up to the time I go to bed which, these days, has nothing to do with whatever puny little clocks tell me - what do they know anyway. That means I could totally cheat by not sleeping for the next 364 days, but then I'd say I deserve my victory (and subsequent horrible death).

On the right, I will link various awesome things. And other things. Which may or may not be awesome, but definitely will be links. Things will be linked. There on the right ----->

Or maybe not. My will is unfathomable.

Sunday, January 24, 2010


Henceforth, sunday shall be Raptor day.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

In the beginning

There was Cosmic Raptor.