There's no love like Jurassic love

This is just like my tumblr, except with more words.

Friday, March 25, 2011

page 15

BAM.
It is not late because I haven't gone to bed yet, therefore it is still friday. It's science.
You can't argue with science.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

page 14

BAM.
Day late.
Again.
I need to figure out a better schedule. I may use science.


Next will be on friday.
However, at this point you know that I can't be trusted.
For all you know, the next page was up last week and you never noticed.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

page 13

Dangit, late again.
I blame quebec healthcare, st patrick and bicycles.
But hey, ninjas!




Cyclists.
Even as drawings, they find ways to annoy me.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

page 12

BAM.
Back on schedule.
Next on thursday.




Actually, the man wouldn't really pet the dog. More likely he would kick the dog.
It's irrelevant anyway because you are going to run over both of them, which is going to take some explaining when you fall in the pothole and end up in some very confused Chinese farmer's field.

Friday, March 11, 2011

face

ONOES


After 50 minutes my brain can take no more. 's good practice, but I am not patient enough for it.


Can you spot how many screw-ups?
There is no prize, so I don't see why you would do this, but you are free to do as you please. Unless your country has already been taken over by the robots. Then you are free to do as your robot masters please. And they have no reason to do this either, so, you know, why ARE YOU DOING IT?






BAM.


BONUS COLOR TESTS


BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS
BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS
BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS




Yes, bonus is a funny word and you should say it as often as possible, as loud as possible.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

page 11

BAM.
A week late.
You can thank Subway. NEVER AGAIN.

Well, technically a week and a day. I was going to put it up yesterday, but I started reading Powers and then next thing I know, a whole day had vanished.

Also, this week there will only be this one page.

Man-bats with sweet mohawks. Aaaaaw yeah.


Next on tuesday.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

page 10

BAM.
IT IS STILL TUESDAY.
I AM STILL ON SCHEDULE.
(and I am not even cheating with the blog post date. HAH)




Good thing he's asleep so he can't tell how gross beer tastes through a hose. I don't think whoever invented beer hats ever had either one.



And yes, Day 4 is actually a night.
I AM A MASTER OF COMEDY.