In the distant future, the website is done.
I have braved time and space to bring you this page from that terrible future.
Wait no, it's a great future. Because I have a new website in it. Sure, mankind is enslaved by the horrible sentient q-tips who roam the earth on their fearsome mutated raccoon steeds, but that pales in comparison to the fact that I have a website.
Slightly bigger map in case you want to find hidden treasure. This map is so accurate that going to any of those locations will yield glorious treasure. Then death, because the belugas buried that treasure for a reason.