Monday, January 25, 2010
Man, elves are douchebags.
One down, 364 to go.
This is how it's going to work: there's going to be at least one thing posted per day. Of those things, there will be at least one sketch a day. There may be other things. Those things could be anything, but they will generally be things I made (bodily functions do not count, nor do illegitimate children. I am on the fence about legitimate ones).
Failure to post at least a sketch a day will result in horrible shame for my clan, followed by ritual disembowelling with a spoon. I have a specially prepared engraved silver spoon. It is exquisite. Who exactly gets ritually disembowelled will be determined at a later date.
A day is defined by the time I wake up to the time I go to bed which, these days, has nothing to do with whatever puny little clocks tell me - what do they know anyway. That means I could totally cheat by not sleeping for the next 364 days, but then I'd say I deserve my victory (and subsequent horrible death).
On the right, I will link various awesome things. And other things. Which may or may not be awesome, but definitely will be links. Things will be linked. There on the right ----->
Or maybe not. My will is unfathomable.