There's no love like Jurassic love

This is just like my tumblr, except with more words.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

straps. straps everywhere



well, it's not that bad.
It's got nothing on the japanese.

the same, but more



I was bored and variations are fun.
Also they're easy.
Because on top of being easily bored I am also lazy as hell.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Thursday, December 9, 2010

sort of more yellow?

more yellow

Decided to try something different after spending like 3 hours looking at this young lady's art. It is quite awesome stuff.





So it's the same as the previous, except it's not. Or is it? No, it's not. It really isn't. For serious.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

yellow



Quick color test of a concept I'm working on.
Onoes.

Monday, December 6, 2010

I may or may not get yelled at for this



This one is detail from a larger illustration (I don't think I ever made anything that big. The damn thing makes photoshop eat half my ram and do unspeakable things to the other half).




And this is just some random bit of a thing I did in a rush (but shhhh, don't tell anyone).

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

doot dee doot



At some point I get bored.
When that happens, I do not know.
Sometimes it is halfway through a picture.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

i should brush my teeth



Instead I doodle in photoshop.
Dentists probably don't like me very much.
Neither do my teeth for that matter, but who cares about them, they're always bitching anyway. Friggin' self entitled enamel bastards.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

things I never finish #1

I also found this thing that I never finished.



I suspect there is something horribly wrong with it, but every time I try to fix it, it gets worse and I leave it be for like a week.
There's like a bajillion pictures I never finish on my hard drive. They just sit there and gather digital dust. That makes my hard drive sad. It cries at night when it thinks I can't hear it.

practice stuff

Some of these are old
Some of these aren't
They're all pretty ugly though
I felt that these people may have been too attractive and therefore I painted them all wrong. It is totally deliberate. Totally. 100%. No doubt about it. You could think otherwise, but you would be wrong.














Also, RANDOM HORSE



Sunday, November 14, 2010

proportion is on vacation



I don't know when it is expected back.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Belts! Pockets! Masks! A lonely boot!



After drawing this tiny tiny drawing (it is so tiny, but through the magic of technology it appears LARGE), I realized I did not know much about our friend the pocket. Therefore, I have drawn pockets. Also things related to pockets. Yes my friends, the armored boot is a distant cousin of the pocket. Think about that the next time you put something in your pocket. I SAID THINK ABOUT IT.



Also my new scanner sucks. I have to resort to black magicks to fit things in there, and they still won't fit. Several farmyard animals were sacrificed needlessly. Damn you HP!

Color test

Zomg.
Instead of nothing, here's something.



I never said it was something good.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Also, Terriers is awesome.

It is.

Some old thing I found

I was going to put up some naked people, but then I realized I don't know what the deal is with naked people on this thing. I don't want the porn mafia to come to my house and break my legs with a massive purple dildo just because I posted some figure drawings.

Instead, here's some old thing I found that I got bored with I suppose. Apparently it's from back in May.
Yay! My kneecaps are safe for at least one more day!




Also, since I felt bad not posting something from today, here's some weird potato people with hats.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Aaaaaand, it's back

Okay.
I made it to 18 drawings before failing miserably.
Let's never speak of it again.

Here, have a man with a conspicuous bag, which may or may not be phallic (it's a free country, you get to choose. Unless you're a commie, then I guess the party probably thinks it's pretty phallic).
Blame Cameron.




I'll probably fail utterly once more, but let's try that daily post deal again. I guess I should be posting more crap I'm working on. It really is mostly crap though. Your eyes will bleed. Your nose will bleed. Your soul will bleed, and it doesn't even have blood. Then your blood will bleed some more.
But hey, that's the cost of living in THE 21st CENTURY. THE AGE OF TEH INTERNETS. You get to see me post bad drawings and ramble on FOREVER.
Well, I'm actually done rambling right now, but if I die and come back as a ghost, I would so ramble for the rest of eternity. That's right, my ghost will haunt the goddamned blog. I'm putting a patent on that by the way, so any of you emo jerks out there about to slit your wrists and blog about it from the grave, don't even think about it. Feel free to still slit your wrists though, it's only the haunting bit I'm objecting to.
Oh man, I've done it again, more rambling. Now imagine this going on forever. That's right, people better get cracking on some immortality elixir, because when I die, it's going to be this crap 24/7. I don't think you gots what it takes to handle that fact.


EDIT



Oooooh.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

018



You may have noticed that all of these are late.
Clearly you are mistaken.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Monday, February 8, 2010

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Raptor Sunday




This was a most disappointing raptor sunday. Even magicks could not save it.
Perhaps the next raptor shall be more glorious.

014



Hmmm. Having the sunday raptor and a sketch as well is taxing my poor brain.
How can one draw after contemplating raptors all day? Perhaps this needs some consideration.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Friday, February 5, 2010

Thursday, February 4, 2010

011



Okay, I lied, there is no epicness here, but we get a glimpse at the every day life of a viking which is just as good.
Behold! The viking umbrella.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

009




I approve of any game that features mutant space baby punting.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Thursday, January 28, 2010

004



This is not a very good Thorsday.
Next Thorsday will be epic. EPIC.
Until then, wave your hands around in grand gestures and sing the epic song while you go about your every day life. Yes, the epic song. You know the one. That one.
If you don't know the epic song, I can probably lend you my silver spoon so you may rid the world of the incredible fail that is you.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

003



Swamp peoples.

I am now a Serious Blogger. I have Blogged from beyond my home. Next I'm going to get an ipod and drink fancy lattes while wearing my designer sunglasses. Indoors. At night.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

002



Walking on stilts is one of the lesser known dwarven skills.

Monday, January 25, 2010

001


Man, elves are douchebags.


One down, 364 to go.
Weeeee.

This is how it's going to work: there's going to be at least one thing posted per day. Of those things, there will be at least one sketch a day. There may be other things. Those things could be anything, but they will generally be things I made (bodily functions do not count, nor do illegitimate children. I am on the fence about legitimate ones).
Failure to post at least a sketch a day will result in horrible shame for my clan, followed by ritual disembowelling with a spoon. I have a specially prepared engraved silver spoon. It is exquisite. Who exactly gets ritually disembowelled will be determined at a later date.
A day is defined by the time I wake up to the time I go to bed which, these days, has nothing to do with whatever puny little clocks tell me - what do they know anyway. That means I could totally cheat by not sleeping for the next 364 days, but then I'd say I deserve my victory (and subsequent horrible death).

On the right, I will link various awesome things. And other things. Which may or may not be awesome, but definitely will be links. Things will be linked. There on the right ----->

Or maybe not. My will is unfathomable.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Rawr


Henceforth, sunday shall be Raptor day.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

In the beginning



There was Cosmic Raptor.